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You Know You’re A Face Painter If…

..you wonder why people are staring at you until you remember you
decided on a monster face today.

…your hands are rainbow colored.  All the time.

…you have mastered the art of scratching your face by stabbing the
spot with the edge of your fingernail.

…you always scratch your face that way because you can’t remember
whether your face is painted or not.

…you have mastered the additional skill of eating and drinking
without touching your lips.

…you go to bed without washing your face, because you didn’t
remember your face was painted.

…your family LETS you go to bed that way, because they are so used
to seeing you painted, they don’t even notice.

…the people at church no longer do double takes when you come in
after working that afternoon.

…bald heads and very pregnant women make your hands twitch.

…you know and understand the great importance of the difference
between light pink and dark pink.

…you have three or more of any one color of paint.

…sponges are a good present.

…your children no longer pay to GET their faces painted, you have to
pay THEM to get their face painted.

…bare skin looks empty.

…every member of your family has at least one piece of glitter on
their person at all times, even the furry ones.

…you have a love/hate relationship with Spiderman.

…your canvas giggles.

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